I hope Kai Leng gets an ounce of weed but just broke his pipe, doesn’t have any rollies, and all the convenience stores are closed.

I hope Kai Leng is about to kill a Collector when suddenly Harbinger assumes direct control.

I hope Kai Leng’s game freezes after spending three minutes at the scanner to the war room.

I hope Kai Leng accepts a lucrative assassination contract, only to realize it’s on him.

I hope Kai Leng feels this.

I hope Kai Lang trips on his shoelaces while walking down the street, tries to catch himself, does, but fails to make it look like he meant to do that.

I hope Kai Leng gets ONE MILLION YEARS dungeon.

I hope Kai Leng gets a Dog. And then it eats his homework.

I hope Kai Leng trips and falls up a flight of stairs.

I hope Kai Leng forgets to check his email and misses his chance to hang out on the Citadel with his favorite squad member.